Today, I wanted to comment on a friend’s status, but it was only a few seconds old and I didn’t want to seem like a stalker. I waited a few minutes and then commented. MLIA
Today I received my degree in statistics. My life is averages. MLIA
Today I got 100% on my math test. It was normal, I’m Asian. MLIA
Today, I realized the word bed actually looks like a bed. MLIA
Today, I had a milkshake. It did not bring all the boys to the yard. MLIA
Today, the whole world came crashing down on me, so I got some tape and stuck the map back onto the wall. MLIA
Today someone said something that sounded like a Facebook status. I mentally “liked” it. MLIA.
Today I bought a juice from a vending machine and said “thank-you” when it gave me my change. Three people witnessed it. MLIA
