i have occasionally been known to use phrases such as “i look like an underwater nun.”
pajamas with barnyard animals are cool. cows, pigs, whatever.
mills and boon novels make me laugh. my tall dark handsome mysterious prince with rippling muscles and smouldering eyes is about to rock up to my door on a white horse at any moment now. traffic can be a bugger at this time of the day.
never lose your inner child. it poops and pees all over the place, but really, who
doesn’t?
